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Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
Kitney Masoom Hain is Shehar K Log. . .


Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey


Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai..
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?









Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
; ; ; ; ; ;
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SpeciAL TEA

1 MerE LiyE

Or

Doosri

B

MErE LiyE...

Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
V Like Each Other Bcz
U Think im Nice
i Think U R Nice
U Think im Cool
i Think U R Cool
U Think im Sweet
i Think U R Sweet
U Think im Smart
i Think U R Rite ;->
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena

Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen

Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga



Shocho

Nai Pata



Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
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( '':'' )(")(")

Aik Thi Cat






Rehti Thi Sad








Khati Thi Rat




Phir B Sad




Akhir Q ??





Us Ki Marzi!


Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep it?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: i''ll Spend it ... ;->
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr in 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever i Ask, i Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep it in The Cow ..." ;->
Elan-e-Aam ...

Apni Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur Qurbani Ki Khalai''n
"K.E.S.C / WPDA"
Ko Dain ...
is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat Main
Ghar Milega
Aur
Dunya Main Bijli Mile Gi ... ;->