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A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do if U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

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KHUD KUSHi

CAT Mock Anthem

CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENiUS
SWEET
&
iNTELiGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs in Dis
Msg r imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf is Purely
Coincidental
;->

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENiUS
SWEET
&
iNTELiGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs in Dis
Msg r imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf is Purely
Coincidental
;->

Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...

Kid 1 :
My Mom is Having
A New Baby ...

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->

A Machine invested

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
in UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAiN:it caught 110,
iNDiA:in 15 min machine was stolen

What Is The Similarity

What is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

5 Points That Prove

5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz its True ... ;->

Customer Shouted:

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly in
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->

where do ghosts go f

Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
it Simple

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Ok Let Me Tell U

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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->

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