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Maine Aaj Khwab Mai

Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha

- Jo Har insaan k Kaam
Aane Wala

- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala

- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala

in Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

What Happens
if An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???

What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???

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its A Milk Truck ... ;->

A Boy Sat On A Train

A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, i''m Stone Deaf'' ;->

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
if U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
its Cheap" ;->

Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
"The Universe is
Finite..."
Which is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->

Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
"The Universe is
Finite..."
Which is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->

Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
"i m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses in My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"i''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?

Because

if They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

aj raat 2 bar 11

aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari

(Shortest Joke)

(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D

Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa

Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun

Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do

Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D

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