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How 2 become a GENiUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENiUS:-D

What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?

Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?

pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELi Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAiYA, in Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte

Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->

Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi

Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti

Agr spiderman PAKiSTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho

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Phr socho

"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D

The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever i punch someone,

i apologise

Why gals not interest in sports

Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.

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