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You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The iron
is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"i''ll Betcha
A Cold iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->



For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..


Heer : Main Tumhary
ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->



Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy


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"BUSH NUMBERi"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~

No



i
am
not
decent




i
am
not
good




i
am
Stupid




i
am
Mental





i
am
idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got it ;->


Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->


Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. in me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->