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Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

< Asif Ali Zardari >

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That i''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

i know a lot about

i Know A Lot About
Cars ...

i Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way it''''s
Coming ... ;->

lo0gon ki beghairtia

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

achon se zyada tum

Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O

aik pathan dosry se

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

wife tum toh chaht

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

balance sharing day

Balance Sharing Day

Today is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->

t h o u g h t of the

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHi TO SiRF NAMAZ Ki PABANDi Ki NEYAT HE KARLAiN..

pathan o yar me

PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:

"OPERATiON THEATRE"

when i go wrong i

When i Go Wrong i Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst i
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When i Win i need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

in Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

how did aamir got s

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body in
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

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