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pathan 2ble sawari j

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

give a person a fish

Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE iNVESTiNG -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFiT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer in Use ... ;->

have u ever noticed

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes in
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

what is the differen

What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?

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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->

what kind of car dr

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
if it Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

ye keh k pappu ko c

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

computer is shameles

Computer is Shameless
Why?

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B''coz, it Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

aik pathan road pe p

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

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