Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola: . . . . . "UTH MUNNi, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAi"
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere, Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere. auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Hitler said: "There is no word like iMPOSSiBLE in my dictionary" . . Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai? Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?