A woman told her friend:"i've made my husband a millionaire." . . . Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ? . . Woman: . . . A Billionaire.
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAiNE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DiYA HAi AB TERA BAAP BHi UJHE TANG NAHi KAR SAKTA "