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Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->


~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good in
A Bad Way ... ;->

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWiNE FLU" ... ;->

Want To Go USA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama is Waiting
For You To Be in
White House

Get Ready

Because

He i in Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)


if You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->


CHAiN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

i m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

i m a PEPCO Share Holder.


itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.




USA School interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD


Love Tip:
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"Don''t Love"...!!!