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Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

i Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
Sardar Ka Ladka: i''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: i''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Girl : Have You Seen
My identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Sardar Wrote BiLL GATES
Abt PCS & WiNDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
i Need it, As i Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - i See MS OFFiCE But i
Need MS HOME, As i Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name is GATES But
U r Selling WiNDOWS ... ;->
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g in a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g in Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->