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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took it To Police Station.
inspector: isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, isn''t it ... ? ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
i Keep Seeing Spots in
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being is
Soluble in Water" ;->
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord i''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave it 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn i Showd
Him Gun ;->
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Sardar ko DRiP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRiP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? is it Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good imagination