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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year it Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

i Put B.A. To indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen i Took A Second Wife, So M.A. is Married Again
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kitNe tYeR HotE Hain

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE Hain

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
Teacher: What is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB Mai ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HairAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K Mai Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMti WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
Hai . . . :-P;->
SaNtA : Mai YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTni Hai

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa Hai

BaNtA : WoH KaisE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->
Sardar''s interview 4
New Job

interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: i Was in Army
iterviewer: How Long
Were U in Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven inch ...


Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, i''m Not A Fool,
i Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!