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Ye mohabbat k haadsay aksar dilon ko toar dete hain,

tum manzil ki baat karte ho log rahon pe chor dete hain.

Beshak jo log bin dekhe apne rab se darte hain un k lye bakhshish aur bahut bara ajar e azeem hai .(surah mulk-12)

Tum bhi kar k dekh lo kisi se muhabbat aae dost

jan lo ge hum muskarana kion bhol gae.

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???

Zaroorat khan.

pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is kidding"

Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

aik dafa pathan nay

Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir Us ne

Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.

pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

reporter and pathan

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
khana, Pani, kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.

Pathan: khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

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