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Nice Poetry

kahin tum bhi na ban jana mazmiin kisi kitaab ka

....."Qanwal".....

LOg baray shoq say parthay hain kahaniyan be'wafaon ki

Golden Words

"Teen Cheezain"
Insan ko tabah kar daiti hai,
1:- Hirs
2:- Hasad, aur
3:- Ghuroor

Thinking

Discovery consist of seeing what every one has seen, and

thinking what nobody had thought

Do what you wish

You may do to me what ever you wish to me but you shall not be able to touch my truth,

You may shed my blood and burn my body but you can't kill my spirit,

You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison but you can't enslave my thinking,

For it is as free as the breeze in the spacious sky
(khalil Jibran)

Sad Feelings

Ab samajh laitay hain meethy lafz ki karhawat

Hogaya hai zindagi ka tajurba thora bohot

Adope Patience

One who adopt patience,
will never be deprived of success though
it may take a long time to reach him.

Safe Relations

Always look for what's wrong before looking who's wrong.

Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

chanda

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
kyu usne triming karai nahi.
kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

…

Molvi

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

funny poetry

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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