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Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

'School mein 1 FAIL Student k Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'

Koi tou mile Jaane ja de mera SAATH

'"koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH

"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D

"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'

Yes i Like ur eyes

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'

Chalo Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Roshni

Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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kal B Ap Daal k So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'

BOy mein 18 saal ka hOOn

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'

woh haath me leke hilate hai 'Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO kYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'

thats attitude

don't walk as if you rule the world.. walk as if you don't care who rules the world. And that's ATTITUDE! :)

heartbreaks

Being single is a choice. Some say it's to avoid heartbreaks/love problems, but some choose to be single because they are still in love with someone secretly.

Care

Caring for someone is easy, but to make someone care for you is difficult, So never lose the one who really cares for you!

like a melody

knowing a person is like music, what attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn their lyrics.

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