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Ikhtiar e Neend To kab ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..

Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e kaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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.

... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"

Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL ki Bahen Ho ...

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

result..

lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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.
..
.
tu koi amir khan nahi jo

all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..

Khumaar-alooda nazroon

khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..

Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !

may Allah break the front teeth of those people

'My prayer for You:

May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,

so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'

Nokia 1112

Woh roz roz kehti hai mujhay apni
tsaveer MMs karo.
.
.
."Faraz"

Us nadan ko ye kaise bataon ka meray pas nokia
1112 hai....

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others

'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'

Good Morning

1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAWW Se Araz kia , Mujhe Zindgi ko Purskoon Aur khobsurt Bnanay ka koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAWW Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na kia kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!

Good Morning

kainaat k sare rang, Rangon k sare Phool, Phoolon ki sari khushboo khushbu ki sare khushi. khushi k har lamhe, or in lamhon se bharpoor, Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam. GOOD M0RNING

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