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"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
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Service Cente
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Mian Roz Gunah krta Hun...
Wh Chupata Hai Apni REHMATON Say.....
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Main Majboor Apni Aadat Say...
Wh MAshoor Apni REHMAT Say
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.


Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?
i Don't Need Someone Who
"Sees Only Good Things In Me!"

But

I Do Need Someone Who
"knows About The Bad Things
In Me N And Still Wants To
Spend The Whole Life With Me!"
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar keron Tujhey Jee Bhar ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar ke kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~
Jab tum namaz nahi parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhien waqt nahi mila , Balkey ye soochoo keh aisi kon si khata hui keh ALLAH TALA nien tumhien apney samney khara karna bhi pasand nahi kia.
Lambi Umeedoon se door raha karo , kiun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan deti hain...!!