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kal raat menien apney sarey gham asmaan ko suna diye "DOST"
Aaj me khamosh hoon aur roo raha hai asmaan...!
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' kHA RAHA THA ANkHOON MIEN ANkHIEN DAAL kER
GIRL SHARMA k : ITNEY GHOR SE kIUN DEkH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI kHA PUkHIEY.....!!
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D
Sardar Apna Radio Theek karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam kharab Honay ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,



Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
Sir: Muhavre ka Istemal karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal ko
Muh Laga k Nal Chalu kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->