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Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...
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Nov, 29 2012
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Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
Teacher: Aesi
Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?
Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:
Ladies toilet
Amir''s girlfriend
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,
kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
i am acha
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....
q k main tow acha hu
Alwayz Remember ...
Alwayz Remember ...
When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "
But
When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "
Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.
2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
A Chini was in hospital.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
eK gAnJa aDMi
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...
socho kya?
NO BALL !
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
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