pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

''GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora pakistan ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

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ZeeShan 03133070586
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''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
''pakistan m 1 serway
howa
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kinti Grils

" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,



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Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES

Aur


93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
''TV on kro abi abi Govt
pakistan ne ordinance
jari kya hai

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Khubsurat logon ko is
mulk se nikal dya
jayega



Aap to 100%







Save ho

Ufffffff mera kya bany ga*.''
''Lovers with Mobile in pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''
''A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."

Its pakistanI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
pakistan nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,

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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,


Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA pakistani TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar


Pagaloon K Shehanshah


pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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