pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

I'm
A Cheater
But
I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Study
...But
I Luv Technology.
I Flirt wid Flirters
But
I Respect Luvrs.
World Cant Change Me
But
I Can CHANGE D World.
I Dont Have Books In Hands
But
I Have Revolutionry Ideas In Mind.
I'm D Rarest Race On Earth,
Meet Me
I'm
Youth Of pakistan

Happy pakistan Day :)
pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.

Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray pakistan K Insaan,

Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,

“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,

Puray pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
24 Hours Services In pakistan

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi pakistan Banaya.
A Very Passionate Line Written,

On The Shirt Back Of Pak Army Soldiers..

"Don''t Love Us Because We Die Young."

DEDICATED TO PAK ARMY..

!_! HAPPY DEFENCE DAY !_!

~ SALUTE pakistan ~
Acheivements Of pakistani Forces In 1965:

They Stopped 500 Indian Tanks With Only 45 Tanks.

And In The Next Session Pak Force Stopped 600 Indian Tanks.

pakistani Airforce Destroyed 104 Fighter Jets With Only 19 Fighter Jets.

This Visualizes The Boldness Of Our Forces.

>> HAPPY DEFENCE DAY <<

P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D
A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,

9-dec-08 pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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janwar nhi chorenge, sb ko qurban krdenge, ALLAHU AKBER
frm: ZKA (Zardari Kasai Association)

HAPPY EID in Adv. :p ;->
Aey Eid k Chaand !

Kyun krta hy tu hum ko pareshan?

Tujhy dekhny k liye bechain hyn Hum aur Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhy dekh nahi paatey poorey pakistan k Insan

Magar kahan se dhoond lete hyn tujhy Sarhad k kuch Pathan? =P ;)
If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemploymnt

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''''SAVE pakistan STOP STUDYING'''' ;->