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Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
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May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 5394 views Funny

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A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->

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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........

"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!

Girl asks her lover,

Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

Baghat aur bagawan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

valentine qareeb hai

Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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Apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye

Assi Jinnan da rah

Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh

What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->

Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:

Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

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