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"True guIdance Is lIke a small lamp In a dark forest.
It does,nt show every thInk at once but gIves enough lIght for the next step to be safe"
Most IrrItatIng and ann0yIng moment:


You're gettIng bored and no messages, not even a
sIngle text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rIngs,
you rush t0wards It to watch who fInally texted !


You pIck your cell wIth excItement and see a text
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ServIce Cente
Doctor Implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you IdIot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no dIfference.
Man: It does, Now I hear everythIng but understand nothIng.
MIan Roz Gunah Krta Hun...
Wh Chupata HaI ApnI REHMATON Say.....
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MaIn Majboor ApnI Aadat Say...
Wh MAshoor ApnI REHMAT Say
Boy: DarlIng, tumhara naam apny haath pe lIkhu ya dIl pe?
GIrl: Idhar udhar Q lIkhty ho.. agar sacha pIyar kIrty ho to apnI property papers pe lIkh do.


Oye terI larkIan kItnI chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
A 24 year old boy seeIng out 4rm traIn's wIndow shouted.

Dad, look the trees r goIng behIn!

Dad smIled nd a young couple sIttIng nearby looked at the 24 year old's chIldIsh behavIor wIth pIty.
suddenly he agaIn exclaImed

"dad look the clouds r runnIng wIth us!"
the couple couldn't resIst and saId to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smIled and saId "I dId nd we are just comIng 4rm hospItal. my son was blInd 4rm bIrth he just got hIs eyes today"

MOral: Every sIngle person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth mIght surprIse u.
Guy A: "I'm GoIng To BrIng My WIfe To AustralIa For Our 20th AnnIversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th AnnIversary?"

Guy A: "I WIll Go Back To AustralIa To BrIng Her Back." :
Har aahat ehsas hamara DIlaegI,
har hawa qIssa hamara sunaegI,
Hum ItnI yaade bhar denge aap k DIl me,
na chahte hue bhI aap ko yaad hamarI aaegI.
I mIss u, do u?
I Don't Need Someone Who
"Sees Only Good ThIngs In Me!"

But

I Do Need Someone Who
"Knows About The Bad ThIngs
In Me N And StIll Wants To
Spend The Whole LIfe WIth Me!"
"M" Is for the mIllIon thIngs she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growIng old,
"T" Is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" Is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" Is for her eyes, wIth love-lIght shInIng,
"R" means rIght, and rIght she'll always be.
~~ Ek BhegI HuI SI Raat MIle ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath MIley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo BondIen ~~
~~ UnhIen Merey Laboon Ka Saath MIley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum BhI Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa TarI Ho ~~
~ Her Pal MIen Chaey MadhosI ~
~~ Ek AIsI Raat HamarI Ho ~~
~~ PhIr Tum Aao MerI Bahoon Me ~~
~~ MIen PIyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ MIen JItna Tumko PIyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ HamIen PIyar Ke Kuch Lamhat MIlIen ~~
~~ Ek BhegI HuI SI Raat MIley ~~
Ye Shart-e-Mohabbat bhI Ajab hy ,
MaIn Pura Utroon to woh MIyar badal Deta haI ...........!!!!