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Ab na ho Qabool to QIsmat kI baat haI ?

Aameen Keh rahaIn haIn Woh merI DUA ke saath
KItnI masoom khawahIsh ha us deewanI larrkI kI,
ChahtI haI k mohabat b kry aurr khush b rahy.
Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aIsy loog haIn jInhaIn

Nafrat kuch nahIn kehtI, Wafa'aIn maar daIte haIn.. !
Us kI yaadeIn bhI kItnI ajeeb heIn...

Ke mujhe dard bhI detI heIn aur rahat bhI...
Khumaar-alooda nazroon kI har ek junbIsh haI afsaana..

ElaahI..! Hum unhaIn daIkhen?? ke unka daIkhna daIkhen..
IkhtIar e Neend To Kab KI Hum Se Chhoot GaI..

Ab To SIrf BIstar Pr Rasm e KaRwat NIbha Rahay HaIn..!
Vaat Lag GayI Waala ExpressIon :

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... ... When u call ur frnd on hIs mobIle nd say,

"Abey kamIne.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans Is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya haI..!!"
Pappu to chInese - Tu amerIcan
haI?
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ChInese - No, I am chInese..
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... ... pappu- NahI, tu AmerIcan hI haI...
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ChInese - No, I am chInese..
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pappu- NahII , tu AmerIcan haI ..
AmerIcan hI
haI tu..
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ChInese - Acha yaar, MaIn
AmerIcan Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chInese
lagta haI.
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera BhaI Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara BhaI Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera BhaI Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara BhaI Tha???

LADY: Ha SIr...Wo Mera BhaI Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL KI Bahen Ho ...
What Is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/tIme

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hIla kar rakhdI. :-)
lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hI dIno maIn tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koI amIr khan nahI jo



all Is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedIcate to all students..
Khumaar-alooda nazroon kI har ek junbIsh haI afsaana..

ElaahI..! Hum unhaIn daIkhen?? ke unka daIkhna daIkhen.. !