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BhIkarI: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal haI, chaay (Tea) peenee haI.

Aadmee: LykIn chaay tu 05 Rs. kI aatI haI.

BhIkarI (sharmatay hoay): Woh merI gIrl frIend bhI saath haI.
Boy:Tum shadI k baad apnay lIye alag ghar to nahI maango gI?

GIrl:Aray nahI!! tum apnI amma ko alag ghar dIla dena
Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap BeautIful ho -97%

Ap StylIsh ho -98%

Ap AttractIve ho -99%

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MaIn phaInknay meIn Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!
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G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

PhIr

SachI

PhIr

Haan

KaIse

Acha G

Haan

KIa?

Oh NahI G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny walI Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno kI judaI hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dIa kro"
Dr. To PatIent's FrIend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
PatIent's FrIend:
Abay,15 MIn Pehle Tou AccIdent
Hua Hy . .
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Hello, How R U?
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FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

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FINE..!
mera bus chale to aapkI yaadeIn khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapkI baateIn khareed loon


ker sakeIn ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhaIn khareed loon
mera bus chale to aapkI yaadeIn khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapkI baateIn khareed loon


ker sakeIn ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhaIn khareed loon
Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath kI hathelI pe
lIkha tha apnI unglI se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesI syahI thI wo
k mItatI b naI or dIkhtI b nhI
HameIn Pata Tha K TerI Muhabat K Jaam MeIn Zehar haI LekIn.!

Tere PIlany MeIn Khaloos ItNa Tha k HuM Thukra Na Skay… !
Waqt Badalta HaI ZIndagI Ke Sath ZIndagI BadaltI HaI Mohabbat Ke Sath Mohabbat NahI BadaltIÂ Apno Ke Sath Bas Apne Badal Jate HaIn Waqt Ke Sath,