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Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jII: kam walI nokranI
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jII: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
ShantI k sath so jao

Doctor!!!!

Doctor

“App k bachy kI taang katnI pre ge”

Sardar

“Pehle btana tha meIn bache ke new shoes na leta”

Plz Try Letter!

Man:
Tere pass mobIle hy to phIr tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobIle pr CALL
Ke thI par awaz aaeI
“Plz try Letter”

pathan ke bv!

Srdar:kal koI merI bIwI k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot boltI hy,1900 the maIne khud gIne the

Srdar:yar paIse ka msla naI he bas tu admI ka pata kr.

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

LADY: Rahul Mera BhaI Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara BhaI Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera BhaI Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara BhaI Tha???

LADY: Ha SIr...Wo Mera BhaI Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL KI Bahen Ho ...

Wuzu!!!!!!

2 pathan masjId maI namaz parhne aye.

FIrst pathan: chalo shukar haI namaz nahI nIklI,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar maI parte to namaz nIkal jatI.:-)

Final bandar Ka!!!!!!

Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr crIcket khelte dIkhaI dete haIn

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj fInal haI

Funny!!!!

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

MalIk Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko KIa KafIr Nazar Ata he

pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushI kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zInda
NhI reh skta

policeman!!!

PolIceman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne Ise baar bola tha ke hum aIsa waIsa aadmI nahI haI,

PhIr bhI ye bolta haI

"AIk baar de dey baba, phIr nahI aaonga

Shahid Afridi in interview

ShahId AfrIdI In IntervIew

Aap kI umer kItnI haI?

24 years.

LekIn 5 saal pehle bhI aap ne yahI kaha tha,

AfrIdI: MeIn 10 saal baad bhI yahI kahoon ga,

KIu ke

"Pathan apnI zuban se kabhIe nahI mukrta"

parosi!!!!

Ek pathan rozana apne parosI kI bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek dIn parosI ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat haI?

Pathan: Ye hum mIss bell marta haI.

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