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Accept Every VIctory WIth A Humble Heart
And
Every Defeat WIth A GracIous MInd
Is The Best Way To LIve In ThIs World

"WIn Or Loss" LIfe Has To Go On
A BIrthday Is A MIllIon Moments, Each holdIng A PromIse Of FulfIllment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some SpecIal Plans..
WIsh U A Very Happy B'DAy
When u do anythIng new, at 1st people laugh at u, then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed & then the wIsh they were u.
PolIce wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week haI. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe haIn, IslIye aapko Rs 5,000 ka Inaam
dIa jata haI. aap Is Inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car drIver- "meIn Iss Inaam se apna drIvIng lIcense banwaunga"

pIchlI seat par baIthI uskI maa bolI- "IskI bat ka yakIn mat karo.
ye sharab pI kr kuch b bolta haI."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha kI chorI kI car me
hm zyada dur nhI ja payenge."

TabhI dIkkI se awaz ayI-
"bhaI hmne border par kar lIa kya ?.............. "
Four candles were talkIng to each other

1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & It went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody belIeves In me" & It went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & It went off..
4th-"I can lIght the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"

LIfe Is tough, sometImes ImpossIble to lIve.. but never lose hope.
I wIsh that your candle of HOPE lIghts all your other candles and keep them glowIng.
Stay Blessed :)
OffIcer Santa: Madam swImmIng Is restrIcted In thIs lake.
Lady: why dIdn't you tell me when I was removIng my CLOTHES?
OffIcer Santa: RemovIng clothes Is not restrIcted.
A junIor In an offIce dIaled hIs boss's number by mIstake & saId :
Hey, send a coffee In my cabIn In two mInutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talkIng to?!!!!!!
... JunIor: no!
Boss: I'm the boss of thIs offIce.
JunIor(In the same tone): & do u know whom you're talkIng to?
Boss: no!
JunIor: thank God.(and dIsconnected the phone).. ;) :P
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhaI kIs kam kI,
BIgde rIshte na bane to khudaI kIs kam kI,
Beshak apnI manzIl tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dIkhe wo uchaI kIs kaam kI...
boy to gIrl : koI esI baat kaho jIs me khushI bhI ho or dukh bhI...

gIrl: I LOVE U bhaaI :D
Pathan:College KI LadkI Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo GIrl:MaI AbhI Ja K SIr Ko BoltI Hun Pathan: Pagal KI BuchI SIr Ko Mt Bol UnkI ShadI Ho GaI HaI.
BarIshon k mosam me,
Usay yaad karne kI,
AadteIn puranI haIn,
Ab kI bar socha tha,
AadteIn badal daleIn
Phr khyal aya k,
AadteIn badalne se
BarIsheIn nahI ruktI...........
Log jane ge Tujhe mera Hawala de kar......

Mera hona Tere hone kI NIshanI hogI......?