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'School meIn 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap TIght Rakho,
Thora MaIn Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy Is Saal Bacha NIkal hI Jayega.'

'February ko ValentIne's Day hota HaI!



Aur 14 November ko ChIldren Day.

Dono Dates meIn 9 MahInon ka Faraq HaI..

Is lIye JIn ko Samajh aa GaI he Wo Forward kareIn Aur BakI Cartoon dekheIn.:-)'

'"KoI tou mIle 'JaanI' jo de mera SAATH


"Werna Roz kI tarha MeIn or Mera HAATH! :D

"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'

'GIrl: Wat do u lIke In me?

Boy: Those two whIte bIg balls havIng black dots on It.

GIrl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes I LIke ur eyes.'
Dena
'GIrl: Aaj "Rose Day" HaI Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or BaqI Bachy POGO DekhaIn'

'WIfe: Aj Raat NahI DalwaongI
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan HuI thI
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MaI SarI Raat MasaltI rahI
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PanI bhI NIkalta Raha
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Lagta HaI Ye Eye Drop ExpIre Ho gaya HaI.'

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?GIrl: mn b 18 kI.Boy: tu chal na.GIrl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'

woh haath me leke hIlate haI,

jInke paas nahI haI...

woh unglI dalke kam chalate haI



BOLO KYA?



DIrty MInd …… It Is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
don't walk as If you rule the world.. walk as If you don't care who rules the world. And that's ATTITUDE! :)
SometImes you have to stop carIng because you may care too much for someone who doesn't care about you. It's not prIde; It's self-respect.
"I never wIshed for somebody to stay just because I say.. I just wanted someone who wIll stay, even when I'm pushIng them away."
BeIng sIngle Is a choIce. Some say It's to avoId heartbreaks/love problems, but some choose to be sIngle because they are stIll In love wIth someone secretly.