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mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
LIkh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

pathan bhe!!!!!!

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

MaIn AMROOD sath laya hon..

pathan!!!

Phatan traIn me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
ToIlet meIn lIkha hy
“JIsam ka koe b hesa bahIr na nekale”

Purani Kahawat hai

PuranI Kahawat haI ke,

Sonay ke tIme TensIon ko saath le ker nahI sona chaIye.

LekIn phIr bhI Log pata nahI kIu??

ApnI BIwI ko apne saath le ker sotay heIn.???

Are utho…

Are utho…

Ye koI soney ka waqt haI?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sarI zIndagI so so ke bItanI haI?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

MeIn so raha hoon..

Hockey oR Cricket Mai faraK ?

hockey aur crIcket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey maIn PakIstan 1 ghantay maIn zalIl hota haI

Jab ke

CrIcket maIn 9 ghantay lag jate haIn…

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai, Funny

Lafz lafz lIkhon terI tareef maI,

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Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

KafI haIn ya aur lIkhon?

A dirty msg

A dIrty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waIter saI kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomatIng shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laIna plz

Chohai Bille Ka Pyar?????

1 choohay ko agar 1 bIlle se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very sImple

BIllo ranI…

Kaho tou abhI jaan day doon.

KfC Price.....

KFC New PrIces.

PIza @Rs.200
ChIcken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
PepsI @Rs.50

LakIn ap phIr b kuch kha nhI sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k lIye b paIsy nhI hote.

funnyyyyyyyyY....

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bIchara Gul Ahmad kIa pehnay ga?

Dunya GolL Hay!!!!

chooha BIllI Se Darta HaI

BIllI Kuttay Se Datrteee HaI

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta HaI

Aadmee
BIwI Se Darta HaI

Or
BIwI Choohay Se Dartee HaI

HaI Na Dunya Gol !!!!

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