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God Created MIllIons Of Faces WIth DIfferent Looks..

But When He Reached ChIna, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

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Santa Ko Ek Bar PaIsI KI Jarurat ThhI, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, MaIn Tujhe 2 MahIne Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne PaIsI De DIye, MahIne Bad Jab Santa Se PaIsI Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Deep Love DelIght
Come across the moor wIth me,
In the brIght moonlIght,
wIth no fear or frIght,
I'll show you all my heart,
...wIth my deep love anClose Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop BreathIng As Long As You
Can...
Now Breath...
I MIss You As Much As You MIssed The
AIr..! A
Mat baha ansoo be kadron k lIya
faraz….
Jo kadar karte haIn kabhI roney
nahI dete!
Mohbat apnI bI aser rukhtI haI
“FARAZ”
Bohat yaad aIyan gay zara bhool
kar to dekho.
A Doctor and EngIneer Love Tha Same
GIrl.
Dr. Used to GIve her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to GIve her Apple DaIly. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The
Doctor Away"..!! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
I Love WalkIng In RaIn
So That No One Can See My Tears”,
.
It’s a BIt Old One
.
. Do You Know The Latest One??
.
I Love WalkIng In Any Season,
Because
Petrol Is Now "78 INR" Per LItre”.
When a GIrl Accepts Your FrIend
Request
It means she accepted Your
"FrIendshIp" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a GIrl sends you a FrIend
Request It means She wants to be your FrIend
not Your GIrlfrIend.
When She Tag you
It means she wants to share her
Thoughts wIth You
'n not that She's Lost In Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
It means She's just beIng SocIal 'n not
FlIrtIng..
When She LIke Your comment
It means She lIke Your Comment not You. !
Love Is Docomo, do the New. MarIage Is Idea
can change Ur lIfe WIfe Is Hutch, where ever you go she
folows But FrIenshIp Is AIrtel 1atut bandhan
Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop BreathIng As Long As You
Can...
Now Breath...
I MIss You As Much As You MIssed The
AIr..! A
Tanha zIndagI maI chal rahI hon to kya howa
Ay dost
Janazy maIn hoga sara shaher dekh lay na
Khaas they kabhI nazroon meIn kIsI k hum bhI shayad,
Magar nazron k taqazay badalney meIn daIr kahan lagtI haI