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Namaz

Jab tum namaz nahI parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhIen waqt nahI mIla , Balkey ye soochoo keh aIsI kon sI khata huI keh ALLAH TALA nIen tumhIen apney samney khara karna bhI pasand nahI kIa.

Umeedien

LambI Umeedoon se door raha karo , KIun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan detI haIn...!!

Ghaam

Kal raat menIen apney sarey gham asmaan ko suna dIye "DOST"
Aaj me khamosh hoon aur roo raha haI asmaan...!

Dushman

Teacher: bIwI,begum,wIfe maIn kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahI ye bhI ye bhI IndIa , Baharat , HIndustan kI tarhan ek hI dushman ke 3 naam haIn......!

1 Larka Apni Girl Friend

1 Larka ApnI GIrl FrIend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!

aj mn ne tmhari bv ko

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmharI BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kmIny, tmhen shrm nhI aI,
tmhrI bhabI hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhI thI

a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tIger kIlled a sardar In zoo.
A man asked y dId u kIlled only sardar In crowd?

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TIger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"InI wadI bIllI" :-D

sardar apna radio theek karwanay

Sardar Apna RadIo Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: RadIo To Theek HaI
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay KI Waja Se Chal NahI Raha.

Sardar: Theek HaI,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bIstar kIun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: AmI ka bhaI or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bI a rha haI..:-)

sardar ka padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka PadosI Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa GaI Kya?

TabhI Body Lekar Ambulance Aa GayI.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

KItnI LambI Umar HaI. :-)

sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apnI shadI pe udaas tha kIsI ne poocha kya bat haI?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha haI. Pata naI Abba mujhe le jata haI ya nahI

muhavre ka istemal karo

SIr: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me PanI Aana"

Sardar: JaIse HI MaIne Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu KIya,

Mere Mun MaI PanI Aa Gaya.

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