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Barsat kI rat
1 bhIgI ladkI
BhIga Badan
BhIge hont
BhIgI julfe
Us se nazre mIlI
mIlte hI dIl ne kaha
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kal Ise 100% sardI jukam hoga.
LIne maarne k boht saare tareekey heIn jIn meInse 3 mandarja zaIl haIn.
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1)Pen se,
2)PencIl se,
3)Marker se.

ThInk PosItIve Yaar
Kamran Akmal's wIfe teachIng her son ABCD:
A for Akmal,
B for Ball,
C for Catch,
D for Drop.
A boy was goIng wIth hIs GIrlfrIend,
a frIend asked:Who Is she ?
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Boy:My cousIn.
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FrIend smIled & saId:Last year she was my cousIn.
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya haI so Cockroaches k lIye lelo.
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Pathan:Na jI na Cockroaches ko Itna bhI free nahI karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar dIya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thorI daIr k lIye lIght to band kIjIye.
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WAPDA wala:Q sIr ?
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Pathan:Wo yara humara dImagh meIn ek naya GaalI aaya haI wo apko dena haI.
A GIrl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "WIll U Hug Me ??" :)
...She ReplIed: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "WIll you KIss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She ReplIed..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She ImmedIately SaId:
"Ok I wIll Hug you, n' KIss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her SayIng:
''Aawara kahIn KI..'' :( :O =P =D
KoI tumse puche kon hoon maIn
Tum keh dena koI khaas nahI
Ek dost haI kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot haI aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL haI rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna haI bIn socha sa
Ek apna haI an dekha sa
Ek rIshta haI an jana sa
HaqIqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aIsa sathI haI
Jo door ho k bhI paas nhI
KoI Tumse puche kon hoon maIn?
Tum keh dena koI khaas NahI.
Tum khafa KIyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gIla kIya haI,
Achanak
bayrukhI ItnI,
Batao to howa kIya haI,
......Manaon kIs tarah tum ko,
Mujhe Itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
MerI ManzIl Mohabat haI
Mujhe ManzIl pe Pohncha do
TumharI aankh MaIn aansu
Mujhe ache nahI lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
GIlay ache nahI lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dIl Muskurata haI
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dIl toot jata haI..
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachIs kahaan haI?”
2nd :”teelI jala k daIkh lo”
Pathan Ka IntervIew Tha...
Sawal Aya:

EnglIsh Me Translate Karo...
"MaIn NokarI K LIye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK kI Tqdeer badaL don.

WIfe:
Tum pehle ApnI Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se merI Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.