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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, KIsI Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara BewI Ka Naam HaI..

pathan and guest

Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao BaIta Ja K Mehmanon K LIe Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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RIkshaw Le Aya.:-)

pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

KIsI Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara BewI Ka Naam HaI..

makhi & pathan

# Ek Pathan Ne MakhI K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab MakhI NahI UrrI To Usney Kaha...

"SabIt Hota HaI K MakhI K Par Kaat
DIye JaeIn To Wo "BehrI" Ho JatI HaI..=P:-)

Height Of Common Sense

..!!HeIght Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab BIjlI ChamktI HaI To
Hum Ko RoshnI Pehley Or
Awaz Baad MeIn Q AatI HaI?

Pathan:
Q K HmarI AnkheIn Agey HaIn
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D

mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?

# BhIkarI Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch MIll Sakta HaI.

Pathan: Kal KI RotI Kha Lo Gy?
bhIkarI: G Han BIlkul.

Pathan: Acha To PhIr Kal TIme Se Aa Jana... ;->

doctor pathan sy

Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! KItney Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek HI Maa Ka Hy!

pathan to pessenger

Pessenger :

Agr Sub TraIns Late Hon To TIme Table Ka Kya FaIda ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb TraIns Waqt Per Hon To WaItIng Room Ka Kya FaIda . .
;-P

pathan 7 t.v

# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
PakIstan Ka SemI FInal Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb KIs LIya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To PurI Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan:
JIs AadmI Ko SunaI Na De Usy EnglIsh MaIn Kya KahaIn Ge?

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Pathan: Jo MarzI Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch SunaI Dega...;-)=D

suna hai...

Suna HaI Neya Saal PhIr Aa Raha HaI

KhushIyan BhI Hoon Gee ” BaharaIn BhI Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December KI Sochoon MeIn Gum HaIn
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas ThI

Hath Tera Mere Hath MeIn tha
Aor KhushIyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath ThIn

Magar Ab Akele TumhaIn Sochty HaIn
YahI Khof Daman Se LIpta Hua HaI
Keh”

AIsa Na Ho Es Baras BhI December
Tumhary BIna He KahIn Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch BhI Na Ho Ga !

Suna HaI Neya Saal PhIr Aa Raha HaI !

malang and engineers

Long TIme ago people who sacrIfIced thr Love, Youth, Beauty,FrIends, FamIly,Laughter & HappIness
were called "MALANG".

Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"

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