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husband gifted his wife

A husband gIfted hIs wIfe a dIamond necklace

and she dIdn’t talk to hIm for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

pathan and faraz

AmerIcan: Can U swIm?

Pathan: No

AmerIcan: Dog Is Better den u

bcz It SwIms

Pathan: Can u swIm?

AmerIcan: Yes

Pathan: then whats the DIfference between u & Dog.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara

ChrItmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan maIn laye khushIyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamarI kare sweekar.

!!!Merry ChrIstmas!!!

funny poetry

Yeh keh kr chor gya ranI ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya RnI ko Raja,

double sawarI ty pabandI ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!

nature rich

u get rIch naturally as u grow old:sIlver In ur haIr, gold In ur teeth, sugar In ur blood, stones In ur kIdney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D

Funny

PolIce kI maar se koI mar to naI jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate haIn.

load

Jo Kehte The HmaIn Tm Manngo To Jan BI HazIr HaI…

Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty HaIn Sub DukanaIn Bnd HaIn… ;->

INDIA WORLD CUP

Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum

faraz

magar zamanay kI hansI tu tab nIklI jab trophy nakulI nIkIlI

oohhhh.. :))

fun

4 saal lgtay hen Insan ko agrarIan bn'ne me
phIr
chahy sarI umr lagy raho

wapIs Insan nhe bnta :)

Funny

Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadI k dIn scoter daIn to car mangna, ager computer daIn to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerkI daIn to os kI MAA mang loon ?????/

Msg sending Failed

FrIend to sardar:
Yar SIr Ka Msg Aaya HaI K Aaj Extra Class HogI Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sendIng faIled' lIkh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

Break My Heart

Break My Heart
Destroy My Soul
And
Leave Me CryIng
I'd StIll
Love You
And
I Don't Expect You To
Love Me In Return ...

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