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Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar meIn BIllI thI,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahIn door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to BIllI pehle se hI pohunchI huwI thI.

Pathan phIr kahIn door chhor aaya BIllI phIr se ghar pohunch gayI,

Pathan gussey meIn usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wIfe ko call kI: BIllI ghar pohunchI ?

WIfe:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameenI se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab meIn raasta bhool gaya hun.

KFC

Pathan to hIs frIend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara haI.

FrIend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delIvery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe lIkha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

Abhi kahan ho ?

GIrl to BoyfrIend:MeIn kal tumse nahI mIl saktI.

Boy:Thek haI meIn tumhara gIft kIsI aur ko de deta hun....

GIrl:Mera matlab tha kal nahI aa saktI,abhI kahan ho ?

Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj khana tumharI Maa ne banaya haI ?

WIfe:Haan par apko kaIse pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney meIn kaaly baal mIlte haIn aur aaj sufaId mIla haI.

Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow Is grazzIng In the fIeld"

Student:A cow & a bull Is grazzIng In the fIeld.

Teacher:What Is thIs ?

Student:LadIes FIrst

Daarling

Husband:DarlIng why r u wearIng our weddIng rIng In ur wrong fInger ?
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WIfe:Because
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I marrIed the wrong man.

Tumse shadi kar k

Husband:Tumse shadI kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayIda huwa,

WIfe:Konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon kI saza dunya meIn hI mIl gayI.

Happy birth day

Today Is your day
To shIne your specIal day
To be the star
To
Let your frIends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy bIrth day

happy birthday

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2 U
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May ALLAH GIve U
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LONG LIFE…………

~DOSTI~

“DOSTI mosam nahI, keh
apnI muddat porI karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahI, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahI, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahI, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahI, keh
khIley or
phIr murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans haI jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhI nahI…….. …

Ache dost

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” kI tarha hote haIn,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hotI haI to “Ankh” rotI haI,
Aur jub “ANKH” rotI haI to “Hath” ansu pochtay haIn.

guzarish

AapkI DostI hameIn Is kadar pyaarI haI, JIs tarah bIn paanI ke machlI becharI haI, Ab na aur kuch khawIsh haI, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hI tum se guzarIsh haI ek

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