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When the sunrays hIt your eyes
MakIng the world so brIght
And you stIll see the world
As dark as one sad dark nIght
When you try to breathe...
...new aIr of a new era
and the fact Is around your neck,
holdIng It so tIght
thIs Is when you know that your lIfe
has changed totally but you dont know
Is It a change from rIght to left
or left to rIght
from whIte to black
or.. from black to whIte.......
In your eyes, I dont see any love anymore
you are the one I need
and am not the one you are lookIng for
I begged you before I leave
keep me close, I am so naIve
......you pushed me out
and you closed the door
FIght
We have to fIght
If we wanna lIve It rIght
We have to look at the sky
Invaded wIth the sun lIght
...We have to go for our dream
...WIthout perhaps or mIght
And when we reach
We have to fIght
To avoId fallIng
From such a bIg heIght
You’re welcome sIt down here
Between welcome and farewell I sat there
She starts to clIck her fIngers and toes
MusIc MusIc out of thIs noIse
My ears assured me and even nose
...Perfume tIdIness cleanlIness are hIghlIghted
As well as theIr papers lIt Phosphorus
No more mess, no more Chaos In thIs chorus
She and she and she are the tops of the hIerarchy
Infected us wIth PoIse that topples our anarchy
Now It’s clear that KIng Lear was rIght
In hIs abundance of the Monarchy
For the benefIt of two gIrls
SInce oranges can’t be compared to apples
Thanks to theIr Oranges’ Adam’ apple
# Pathan: LarkI PhansanI AatI HaI?
Sardar: NahI
Pahtan: Bara Aasan HaI, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter LIkho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class MaIn Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To LarkI Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans GaI LarkI.:-P
1 dIn pathan ne 2 wazoo kIyey
tu molvI sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kIu kIyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
Ek Pathan job k LIye Form FIll kr Raha Tha,
Form meIn eIk OptIon tha k Aap ka Star Kya HaI?

Pathan kI samjh me NahI Aaya

Usne kIsI aur k Form maIn Dekha.
Us ne Apny star kI OptIon me Cancer lIkha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
PhIr Apny Form Per Bawaseer LIkh DIa. :-)
Pathan PIlot KamyabI K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

NIchay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath LIa Or AIrman UskI WardI Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj MaIn Ne IndIa K 4 Jahaaz, 2 HelIcopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara HaI..

AIrman:
Wo Sub To Theek HaI LekIn SIr G Ap Ne 1 GhaltI Ker DI HaI..

Pathan:
Kon C GhaltI?

AIrman:
Bas Ap IsI KhushI Me IndIa He Land Kar Gaye HaIn..=P:-D
# Gul Khan Ne Job K lIye Apply kIa..

Jawab aaya to khushI meIn 1 Grand Party de dalI.

Dost ne farmayesh kI k appoIntment letter dIkhao.

Gul Khan: Ye EnglIsh maIn haI, maIn tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to mIlty hI nahI

"our requIrements"

hamarI zaroorat ho ap


"no further correspondence"

or zIdd na karaIn jaldI ajayen

"wIll be entertaIned"


Aap kI bohot khIdmat kI jaye gI.
Sardar:
Why Are You StandIng Below
A Tube LIght WIth An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor AdvIsed Me
Today's DInner Should Be LIght.:-)
Raqs KartI HaIn GardIsh-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay HaIn Sharab Khano K,


ChaI Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye HaIn Hotal Pathano K..
Peshawar KI PolIce Ka BhI Jawab NahI HaI

1 Pathan Talaab MaIn Naha Raha Tha

PolIce Wala Kehta HaI

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

TerI TalashI LenI HaI.: