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Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????






Ans : Wen A DIalogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into

Abey Oye!!

I’ll KIll U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!
On Ur SIngle SmIle Thousands Ppl DIe So ?

Keep SmIlIng
Nd

Reduce PopulatIon Of PAKISTAN


But….


Never SmIle In Front Of Da MIrror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
Dear IndIans,
FInaly We Have AchIeved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947











Sorry For The Late DelIvery!
I''m Not Well
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NeIther M I A RIver......!
MeanIng Of "K . E . S . C"


"KarachI . ElectrIc . Supply . CorporatIon "


Wrong



Than



Now It Is


"KarachI . ElectrIc . Supply . Ceased" ... ;->
My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(


B''coz U''re Away From



I WIsh U Were Here



To Cut These OnIons
Instead Of Me ... ;->
"B.v Apne Shohar KI Tareef Kb KrtI Hy" 1
AadmI ne Apne Dost Se Poocha

Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye

"KIa Mtlb?" AadmI Ne Poocha

Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->
GandhIgIrI Ka
Funda No.840
"KoI Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use SahI SaabIt Mat KARO!
Aaj boht dIno k baad kIssI ko ankh marI haI,
aur jawaban pardI aIk sandal kararI haI,

a mehboob kaIsay saheIn ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kIlo zIada barI haI,

na poocho meIn kItna dat jata hoon apnI baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "EpIsode JaarI haI"
mujh sey pehlI see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, meIn neIn to hazaroon meIn bant dee hoyee haI
Rakhtey heIn jo auron k lIye pyar ka jazba























aIsey log zIada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey heIn Funny but a bIt true
Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae neIn,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae neIn,







A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fIr enj ee hoye gha na