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Kajra Re"


If AmItabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 HIs Nephew?

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"RIshtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam HaI Hamara Shanshah"
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No WaIt No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go


4 More DetaIl VIsIt Da
"Long March"
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey haIn,

UnSy ILtImAs haI
K jAwAbI sMs
LAzmI IrsAAL kareIn,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay kI SurAt meIn sMs kI frAhmI,

MunqAtA krdI jAygI

ShukrIyA
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar MatrIc Me FaIl Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:KItab Kholna. .
DunIya KI Sabse SlIppery CIty Kaun SI HaI???

Guess


Guess


I More Tym



Ohoooooo...

Its Greece.
FIrst Guy (Proudly) : "My WIfe''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, MIne''s StIll AlIve."
MerI GIRl FrIEnd haI MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;


"BOLAY TO"


SalI Ek dUM . . .!"


1 2 ka 4


1 2 ka 4
dunIya meIn sab sey aasaan kaam


















koI nahee haI.Dekha sms pardna b barda MushkIl haI.
ankhon meIn ansoo dIl bekrar haI,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj Itwar haI
agar koI mera naam poochey to meIn naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koI mera naam poochey to meIn naam tera bataoon gha,



khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananeIn k boht saarey tareeqey hotey heIn laIkIn kya app ko pata haI k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koI tareeqa naheen!


Wajah meIn batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey heIn"
HeIght OIf RelatIonshIp ...


1 Larka Gadhe K Saamne GIr Gaya

1 LarkI Ne Dekha Tou BolI :

"Apne Barey BhaI K Paaon Chuu rahe Ho"

Larka Bola :














G BhabI ... ;->