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In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was WrItIng But Hassan Was ContInuously DancIng!
Why?




Bcoz


Someone Told HIm Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
HeIght oF Joke:
GandhIjI JoIned Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 SaId:Wah Kya Body HaI!

SInce Den He Stopped



WearIng ShIrt!!
HeIght oF Joke:
GandhIjI JoIned Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 SaId:Wah Kya Body HaI!

SInce Den He Stopped



WearIng ShIrt!!
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun HaI??
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Teacher:Aam K Aam GhutlIon K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Studnt:Imran HashmI.
Teachr:Wo KaIsay
Studnt:Wo PaIsay B Lay LaIta Hay Or PappIan B.