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AlI RIdes A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches HIs House

SImple But EffectIve-

"If U Want To

ShIne LIke Sun,

FIrst You Have

To Burn LIke It..."

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me BaIth Kar PIya Karenge

In LadkIyon Se To BewafaI MIlI

Ab BhootnIyo Se Pange LIya Karenge.

Why Does Police Always

Why Does PolIce Always

Reaches Late At The CrIme?

KyukI Haath Lambe HaI...

PaIr NahI..

If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont Sms Me..
God WIll GIve U
Lalu''s EnglIsh,
MayavatI''s FACE,
JayalItha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
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Atal BIharI''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful

Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie

Wanted" A Heroen for PakIstanI MovIe
HeIght "koI b chaley ghee"
WaIst "MInImum 36''
Age "StartIng from 38"
Tone "bharkeIn mar saktee ho"
ActIon "MachIne gun utha aur chala saktee ho"

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paIgham"

JInn hazrat neIn Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee haI aur wo kheIton meIn lagana chahtey heIn wo In cheezoon ka khayal rakheIn.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur BIjlI 2000

Part 2

Part 2

Iss aItbaar sey fee aIkard 12000 sey zaId ka kharcha aata haI aur fasal ka aItbaar naheen.

Behtar yehI haI k fasal na bhoyeIn aur kIssI sey lardayee kar leIn

"6 mahIney hakumat sey chawal khao"

Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab

Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee

Agar Bruce Lee GalIyo''n MaIn Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay KIa Kehte ????

MAWA LEE ... ;->

Teacher :

Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya MaIn Insaan K LIye
KoI Kaam MushkIl nahI HaI ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste KI Tube MaIn
Toothpaste WapIs Daal Ker DIkhaye''n ... ;->

Eyes Signs :

Eyes SIgns :

Redness Of Eyes
PtosIs
Loss Of ConscIousness ...

Treatment :

Close The Books
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SwItch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->

X Kuze Me

X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ok

Ab ApnI AankhaIn Band Karo

Aur

Sachey DIl Se Dua Karo

K ?

K ?

K ?

"Ya ALLAH HumarI LIght Aa Jaye ..." ;->

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