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"Job In TrafIc PolIce"
The candIdate must have the followIng qualItIes.

1-BehvIour: battameez
2-WeIght:MInImum 105 kg(125 gharrI par aIk hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paIsay ley ley)
4-looks: koI b ho(konsa behavIour pe farq pardna haI)

Yaar sunehrI mauqa haI haat sey mat ghawana tum meIn to Iss sey b zIada khobIyan heIn.
DIl dey dIya haI, jaan tumheIn deIn ghey,




Kanjoos aur kya chahIye, chalo yeh b wapIs karo meIn uss ko doon gha jIssey sIrf In kI hI zaroorat ho ghee
AIk baat bataoon? wo merI chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee haI, wo jab b aatI haI merI zIndagI k sab chIragh roshan kartI haI, laIkIn kabhI hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey heIn,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta haI aur meIn b kuch nahee kar pata,



KoI jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(BIjlI) na ley jaya kareIn.
AIk baat bataoon? wo merI chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee haI, wo jab b aatI haI merI zIndagI k sab chIragh roshan kartI haI, laIkIn kabhI hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey heIn,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta haI aur meIn b kuch nahee kar pata,



KoI jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(BIjlI) na ley jaya kareIn.
Buyer To Seller : Is It A FaIthful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 TImes EarlIer Also.

It Is So FaIthful,

EverytIme It Returned Back To ME
NaukranI: MalkIn! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha LIya.

MalkIn: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

NaukranI: Aap TensIon Na Lo MaIne

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON PIla DIya...!
Heer says to Raanjha:
KI HasIl KItta Way Mayn TerI Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
BandrIye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???
ShaadI Me Dulhe K Saath BaratI Q Jate HaIn ?
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Q KI Log Kehte He Ke KIsI Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana ChaahIye
Lets Plan For A MovIe 2day


R U Free?









If Yes..

Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,


MeIn Apne Tv Pe Dekhunge.......
AIk Sher Arz KIa Hy



Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab


MulahIza Ho



Jee





AIk, Do, Teen, Char



Jee Janab



Dobara Irshad




Ahuun



AIk, Do,Teen,Char



"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."
Tapo Slanto SaId :

Kawary KI AIk DIn KI ZIndagI ShadIshoda KI

50 Sala ZIndagI Sy Bahtar Hay

Yaken Nahe Ata Tu

Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak HI Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K LIe"