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She Came..
I Kpt LukIn At Her..
She SmIld.
Yet I Kept QuIet.
She Began 2spk.
I DInt LIsten & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...





Mam
Attendance...!
SayaneIn kehndey neIn," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".



Menu hun tussI dasso banda har waIley trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phIr sakda.
Once there was a mIrror whIch used to kIll “LIERS”
FRENCH:I thInk I don’t smoke (kIlled)
AMERICAN:I thInk, I love Iraq(kIlled)
PATHAN:I thInk (kIlled)
100 pathan aIk kashtI me sawar thay
k achanak kashtI ruk gaI
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sab doob gaye, kaIsay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
:p
Arz kIya haI.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band haI
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band haI
ha ha ha ha.....
Today I remaIned very sad just b coz of you.



FeelIng GuIlty that y I have punIshed u

Then I thought that the persons lIke u must be hanged not punIshed.
dunIya k das bardey shaItan,

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Oh I am unable to wrIte your name ten tImes In a row
Agar tumharI zIndagI k aakhrI pal reh ghaye hoon to tum kya karo ghey?

"mujh sey maafI mango ghey"!

Chalo meIn tumheIn kehta hoon k meIneIn tumheIn maaf kIya ab..........
''HappIest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On FemIna Cover,

Son On "IndIa Today",

GIrlfrIend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

MIssIng Column Of News Paper
Don''t Love RelIance GIrl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty GIrl

Don''t Love Hutch GIrl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only LandlIne GIrl

She WIll Be At Home.
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars HaI

18 BIkes HaI,

4 Bunglow HaI,

3 Farmhouse HaI,

Tumhare Paas Kya HaI?

AbhIshek Bachan Mere Paas TerI Lover HaI
Boss-Ek Accha MIrror Leke Avao JIsme

Muje Mera Chehra DIkaye De

Sardar-Boss MaI Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere HI Chehra DIkha

Apka Chehra DIknewala NahI MIl