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Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

Once A Woodcutter Went To A CIty.

Suddenly Al The Gals Started FollowIn HIm

And Became Crazy About HIm.

Guess Why?

THE AXE EFFECT

BEER Is Now

BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!

"DRINK"

Don''t DRIVE

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
LIye Ghum Raha Tha..

SIr Ne Pucha,Chaku LIye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

Relation Between Men

RelatIon Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s MobIles . . !

Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,

Ek haseena par nIgahaIn tehrI thI,
uskI aankheIn jheel se bhI gahrI thI,
thak gaya meI apne pyar ka Ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behrI thI..

Are you fluency in English.

Are you fluency In EnglIsh.?
Read It fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper

Lite can replace Sun

LIte can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthIng In d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarntI
No replacmnt

Jo Tumko ho PASAND

Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahI baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho

SOCHO naa

KyonkI PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahI karna chaIye!

Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer

Agar VIfaaqI Vazeer barraye RaIlway TraIn par Safar karey to kya ho gha?

Ho hee nahee sakta k woh traIn par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k lIye b koI saaf jagah honee chahIye.

Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant meIn dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?

Arrey yaar ZahIr haI k wo kIssI doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experIence hota haI, To reh ghaya meIn to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news meIn khabr kaIsay aaye ghee?

"ghar kee baat ghar meIn hee reh ghayee"

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