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Kya TumharI Tv Chal RhI HaI?
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Pakad Lo,
NhI To Bhag JayegI

PolIce:Tumhara Dost
KaIse Mara?

Sardar:Pata NhI,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne KI DAWA
KhIla DI!!

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNIEs To paKIStanI YoUtHs:

"AvOID gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School KIslIye Aate Ho?

Stud:VIdya K LIye SIr.

Teacher:To PhIr Tum

Class MeIn So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj VIdya NahI AaI IslIye

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School KIslIye Aate Ho?

Stud:VIdya K LIye SIr.

Teacher:To PhIr Tum

Class MeIn So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj VIdya NahI AaI IslIye

WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke

WIFE-Kyu JI,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas AatI Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?

HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha HaI
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!

Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

Next Year Der WIll Be PakIstan PremIer

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One DIfference Is The

Cheer GIrls WIll Be WearIng Burkha..;->

Job In Trafic Police

Job In TrafIc PolIce

CandIdate Mst Hve Da FollowIng QualItIes.

1BehvIur: Battamez
2WeIght:MInImum 105 Kg(125 GharI Pr 1 HI Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se PaIse Le Le)

4luks: KoI B Ho(Knsa BehavIur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar SunerI Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B ZIada Khubyan Hyn

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What WIll Be TheIr Son''s Name? ? ?

So SImple Yaar

" DHANIYA "

Larki apney BF se!

LarkI apney BF se!

Mera Bacha!

Mera Laadla!

Mera Gugla!

Tum Mujh Se ShadI Karo Gay?

Bolo Baby!

BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah RahI Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P

Thr Was An Old Man

Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park VehIcals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd CallIng HIm SpIder Man

WHY?

HIs Name Was Peter Park-Ker

Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal

Pathan HalwaI Sy
Tum KItny Saal Sy JalebI Bana Rahy Ho?

HalwaI Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: BarI Sharm KI Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak JlebI SeedhI NahI BanI:-D

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