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Ek KabrIstan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar SabhI Bhag Rahe The
LakIn MaI NhI Bhaga
Pata HaI Kyu?



KyokI MaIne Aapko Pehchaan LIya Tha
Sardar: Whats My MobIle BIll?

Call Centre GIrl: SIr, DIal 123 To Know Ur Current BIll Status

Sardar: Not Current BIll, I Asked MobIle BIll
Sardar: Whats My MobIle BIll?

Call Centre GIrl: SIr, DIal 123 To Know Ur Current BIll Status

Sardar: Not Current BIll, I Asked MobIle BIll
TourIst: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: TIpu Sultan''s Skeleton.

TourIst: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: TIpu''s When He Was ChIld
aankh hee na royee haI dIl b terey pyar meIn roya, hum neIn terI khatIr apna chaIn sakoon b khoya haI,

In other words I have wasted too much tIme
aaj jo kuch ho jaye meIn naheen rukoon gha, jo sach meIn meIn bata doon gha,




yehI k meIn apnI gf sey frIendshIp naheen tordna chahta
budget k baad b waheen par PakIstan haI,
budget k baad b waheen par PakIstan haI,

wazIron kee khusIyanI, aur awam pareshan haI
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaIsay manayoon gha?



aa kar terey pass "Ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
aaj tum neIn mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata haI k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaIsa manao ghey


to meIn batata hoon



"ChaleIn KFC"?
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check HIs Eye SIght

Doctor Askd hIm:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He SaId:

0300-******* ... ;->
If You TrIed Your Best



And



You FaIled



The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
KIng Nepolean Was Busy FIghtIng In Poland

Some RussIan PrIsoners Were Brought Infront Of HIm

TheIr AttItude Was Very HumIlIatIng 2wards KIng

They SaId :"V RussIan r Far Better Thn U
U FIght 4 Wealth & V FIght 4 Honour"

Nepolean SaId :

"Every1 FIghts 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"