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Pehle LadkIya DUA Kar Ke SotI Theen

TakI Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke SotI HaIn

TakI Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
T-ShIrt LIne :

I Was ThInkIng

Of BecomIng

A Doctor,

I Have HandwrItIng For I
Why Is A RIver RIch?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
What Is The Next ThIng

A Man Should Do After

WInnIng An

Argument WIth HIs WIfe ?
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ApologIse !!!;)
Who''s Pappu In D MovIe

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?





AdItI''s Brother AMIT

Coz Jay SIngs Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''

AmIt Is Jay''s Saala..
Papu Raat Me Bahar NahI Ghumta HaI

Puchho Puchho..????


Are Puchhona..?


Are Papu Andha HaI

Raat Ko Andhere

Me Use Kese DIkhega
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch TheIr Ear &
Tel Them.





Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
Two BIrds SIttIng On A Tree,

A ShIkarI Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
School LIfe Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo DunIa MuthI Me''

College LIfe Is AIRTEL ''AIsI AazadI Or Kaha''

MarrIed LIfe Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De AapkI
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

But After HIs SIster Gave BIrth To A Baby He Became An OrdInary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
Arz KIa HaI :
InhI Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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InhI Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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LudI Hay Jamalo Pao , LudI Hey Jamalo Pao;-)
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
DIn KI ChutI Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : SIr Hamara Czn KI ShadI HaI

Malak : Czn KI ShadI Aur 15 DIn ChuttI Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn ChahtI

HaI K Hm Us KI ShadI

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon