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Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,

Ek Doctor Se KIsI Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta HaI K KoI Marr Gaya HaI?

Doctor Ne Jawab DIya...

Mard K DIl KI Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata HaI

Aurat KI Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo ZInda NahI HotI

Teachr : Tumhari Writing

Teachr : TumharI WrItIng
DIn-Ba-DIn Kharab HotI Ja RahI HaI

Student : SIr Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa KI WIsh

HaI K MaIn Doctor Banno.

There Are 4 Animal

There Are 4 AnImal

SpecIes A Woman Needs In

Her LIfe: Jaguar In Her Garage,

MInk In Her Closet,

TIger In Her Bed!

And Of Course A

Donkey To Pay Her BIlls!!

Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar

Ek dafa 1marasI k ghar petrol ka kuaan nIkal aya marasI boht khush hua

Apny bap sy bola aba hun asI apna petrol pump kholan gay

Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa kI rakhan gay putar ?

MarasI; Fakhar sy M.S.O

Aba: EIda matlab.. ?

"MarasI State OIl"

Hosh kar Oye :->

ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se JIna Asan Kr Gy¡

Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor DIa FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

BIjlI ChalI Jaye GI.

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana LagatI Ho To Teen

RotIaAN RakhtI Ho To Wo Do Khata HaI

Phr Tum TeesrI Kyun RakhtI Ho?

MoM:TeesrI RotI HmarI Izat HotI HaI. .
Ek DIn Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab DosrI RotI

Khanay K Baad TeesrI RotI UthaI,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman HmarI Izat Per Hath Dal DIa. . .

Why Did The Statue

Why DId The Statue

Of LIberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply WIth

"Yes Or No"

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message KIsI Äur Ko Forword Käro!

Once A Journalist Asks

Once A JournalIst Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy ChIcken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll BhI Kha LetI

Hoon... :P ;->

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se ShadI

K DIn:Yar KoI AIse Baat Btao Jo

MaIn ApnI BewI Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He ApnI BIwI Ko Talak Dy Dena!

What Is D Moral Of The

What Is D Moral Of The

MovIe ''Love Story 2050'' ?

ThandI Ke Mausam Me KabhI

"Ice Cream"

NahI Khana ChaIye. :)

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