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Adnan SamI Sahab Ek DIn BIke Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek LItre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle BIke Ko Dekha

Aur PhIr Is K PaIt Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon SI TankI MeIn Daalun
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your WrItIng Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, FInally,

I Can See How Bad Your SpellIngs Are!!!"
Husband:I''ll admIt I''m wrong If u''ll admIt I''m rIght!

WIfe:I agree! u go fIrst!

Husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

WIfe
(wIth a twInkle In her eye):

you are rIght!
Mom: RoohI Kyu Ro RahI Ho?
PoohI: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?





RoohI:MaIne Usko MurghI Kaha KyukI Usne Mujhe Test MeIn Anda DIya...
In logon kee samajh nahee aatI, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaIsay:

Proof#1: lardkI lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to BadmashI.

Proof#2: Agar koI ameer kaam meIn apnI wIfe ka haat bataye to "understandIng" aur agar gharIb bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
AnkhaIn kIssI k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band ThIn



DunIya Samjh RahI ThI, Neend AagaI Mujko



ShadIya Karo KASHISH KI Tarah,

LambI Umar Ho BAA KI Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI KI Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
AnkhaIn kIssI k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band ThIn



DunIya Samjh RahI ThI, Neend AagaI Mujko



ShadIya Karo KASHISH KI Tarah,

LambI Umar Ho BAA KI Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI KI Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Boy: JotashI MerI ShadI Kyon NahI Ho RahI HaI?


JotashI : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh NahI LIkhe

To Isme MaIn Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Boy: JotashI MerI ShadI Kyon NahI Ho RahI HaI?


JotashI : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh NahI LIkhe

To Isme MaIn Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
IntervIewer: To BataIye PANI Ke BIna Insan KaIse Marega?

Santa: PANI NaI Hoga To Insan

TaIrega KaIse?

Aur TaIrega NahI To Doob Jayega!!!
A GIrl Speaks To A Boy


GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: KuttI KamInI Confuse Kyon KartI HaI..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
WIfe: "1 More Word Frm U And Im GoIng Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : TaxI