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Teacher to Students

Teacher to Students" Students agar app koI kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k lIye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"

"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasIng gIrls"

Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waIst

BrIng her home

Keep your hand on her neck

Put your lIps on her lIps

And have a nIce .....

DrInk!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon

Q: Maa ApnI Jawaan BetIyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum AItraaz Kar Sakta HaI??
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A: Jawaan BetIyaan.

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was FollowIng A GIrl,

GIrl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz ComIng BehInd U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

1 Larki Apni Friend K

1 LarkI ApnI FrIend K Ghar Jane LagI To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se GarI Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo ApnI FrIend K

Ghar Jane LagI To 30 MInuts Bad WapIs A GayI.Maa Ne Kaha K

ItnI JaldI Kyun Aa GayI He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se KoI GarI

HI NhI GuzrI Is LIye Me WapIs Aa GayI.

Prayer Of An Employee :

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

GIve Me The WIsdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

GIve Me The Love To ForgIve HIm.. ..

GIve Me The PatIence To Understand HIs Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t GIve The Power Because If You GIve Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

Gabbar : Arey Oo

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! KItne AdmI The Re?

Samba : Pata NahI Sarkar ! MeIn To AurteIn HI GIn Raha Tha.

MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

MMA KI LarkI Aur MQM K Larka

Larka
Mar Jaunga TerI KhatIr
G.A MuhajIr
G.A MuhajIr

LarkI
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per AmrIca Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar HaI

1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,

1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe HaI...

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

KItna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

KIsI 0r Ne KabI Beja Kya

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

KItna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

KIsI 0r Ne KabI Beja Kya

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Teachr: Ande Me Se MurgI Ka

Bacha KaIse NIkla?

Banta: Madam Ye KoI
BadI Bat NahI HaI,

Jyada InterestIng Ye HaI

KI Wo Usme Gaya KaIse ?!

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